LIGHT FARE (HUMOROUS TOPICS)

Here are links to articles that Larry wrote for the newpapter MAIN LINE LIFE back in 2004:

1. Real Men DO Dance at Weddings: https://www.dropbox.com/s/w3zv7lbj17rq0vg/1.%20Real%20Men%20DO%20Dance%20-%20at%20weddings%20%28B%26W%29.pdf?dl=0 

2. Wedding Plans: Father Knows Least: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ppjrscam4g05wfq/2.%20Wedding%20Plans%20-%20Father%20Knows%20Least.pdf?dl=0

3. Accessories: A Man's View of Earrings: https://www.dropbox.com/s/44byp1miptmnpfw/3.%20Accessories%20-%20A%20Man%27s%20View%20of%20Earrings.pdf?dl=0

4. Double Stuf: Cookies That Make You Think: https://www.dropbox.com/s/18lornlvmuvh7ja/4.%20Double%20Stuf%20-%20Cookies%20That%20Make%20You%20Think.pdf?dl=0

5. Bah, Humbug: Evils Lurk in Fruitcake: https://www.dropbox.com/s/zyee5vu852iypi2/5.%20Bah%2C%20Humbug%20-%20Evils%20Lurk%20in%20Fruitcake.pdf?dl=0 

6. Slacker Advice: Gift of Incompetence: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jgjgybbu6v2vfgd/6.%20Slacker%20Advice%20-%20Gift%20of%20Incompetence.pdf?dl=0 

7. Sunday's Child: Taking Time Out for Football: https://www.dropbox.com/s/dy1h5bs9ys9d7jz/7.%20Sunday%27s%20Child%20-%20Taking%20Time%20Out%20For%20Football.pdf?dl=0 

8. Norman Rockwell Meets Laurence Olivier: https://www.dropbox.com/s/6wvnrecmb3ow3cg/8.%20Norman%20Rockwell%20Meets%20Laurence%20Olivier.pdf?dl=0 

9. Who Invited the AARP to My Birthday?: https://www.dropbox.com/s/b6t5qdc9o3hwonz/9.%20Who%20Invited%20the%20AARP%20To%20My%20Birthday.pdf?dl=0

10. Green, Black and Orange Equal Jacksonville: https://www.dropbox.com/s/u46g8nk097te4q4/10.%20Green%2C%20Black%20And%20Orange%20Equal%20Jacksonville.pdf?dl=0 

11. Sail On, Sailor: https://www.dropbox.com/s/yyrafnpd40vmkm5/11.%20Sail%20On%2C%20Sailor.pdf?dl=0 

12. Diary of an Eagles Fanatic: https://www.dropbox.com/s/7k3jkaybobd4ro6/12.%20Diary%20Of%20An%20Eagles%20Fanatic.pdf?dl=0 

13: Kodak and the Fashion Faux Pas: https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jlfatcpdpzumw2/13.%20Kodak%20And%20The%20Fashion%20Faux%20Pas.pdf?dl=0 

14. Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ep62d9sq0qbocni/14.%20Many%20Are%20Cold%2C%20But%20Few%20Are%20Frozen.pdf?dl=0

15. Has Anyone Seen My Jump Shot?: https://www.dropbox.com/s/a2i7sv4bt08aqb2/15.%20Has%20Anyone%20Seen%20My%20Jump%20Shot%3F.pdf?dl=0

16. How the Legend of the Hurtin' Pups Began: https://www.dropbox.com/s/yiy04oopw9va26p/16.%20How%20The%20Legend%20Of%20The%20Hurtin%27%20Pups%20Began.pdf?dl=0

17. The One-Eyed King: https://www.dropbox.com/s/03934huuga4le5l/17.%20The%20One-Eyed%20King.pdf?dl=0 

18. The Downgrading of the "Terrible Twos": https://www.dropbox.com/s/ml1jbwtr22xcvfg/18.%20The%20Downgrading%20Of%20The%20%22Terrible%20Twos%22.pdf?dl=0

19. All I Ever Really Needed to Know, I learned from Movies: https://www.dropbox.com/s/l8w6zctjrdft462/19.%20All%20I%20Ever%20Really%20Needed%20To%20Know%2C%20I%20Learned%20From%20Movies.pdf?dl=0 

20. The Scales of Injustice: https://www.dropbox.com/s/eme1ngcnk3ykphm/20.%20The%20Scales%20Of%20Injustice%20.pdf?dl=0

21. Things That Are Scaring Me About Myself As I Get Older: https://www.dropbox.com/s/l836m9qpjcfeteb/21.%20Things%20That%20Are%20Scaring%20Me%20About%20Myself%20As%20I%20Get%20Older.pdf?dl=0 

22. The Things I Will Not Miss About Having Younger Children: https://www.dropbox.com/s/iudxpptaxetg3pz/22.%20The%20Things%20I%20Will%20Not%20Miss%20About%20Having%20Younger%20Children.pdf?dl=0 

23. Old Musicians Never Die...: https://www.dropbox.com/s/j2n6yqh2epxt5vi/23.%20Old%20Musicians%20Never%20Die....pdf?dl=0

24. Owning Up to Your Music: https://www.dropbox.com/s/5fo1fbetr40gwiw/24.%20Owning%20Up%20To%20Your%20Music.pdf?dl=0

25. When Worlds Collide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/dwcb76kk3f8w8wk/25.%20When%20Worlds%20Collide.pdf?dl=0

26. A Message to Imelda: If the Shoe Fits, Wear It: https://www.dropbox.com/s/18v90zhxuu37eq5/26.%20A%20Message%20to%20Imelda%20-%20If%20The%20Shoe%20Fits%2C%20Wear%20It.pdf?dl=0

27. A Hole New Game: Golf Made Easy: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3ndmrea2zljhf9u/27.%20A%20Hole%20New%20Game%20-%20Golf%20Made%20Easy.pdf?dl=0

28. A Mother's Job Is Never Dumb: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jq18cts9mjcwmv8/28.%20A%20Mother%27s%20Job%20Is%20Never%20Dumb.pdf?dl=0

29: The Long and Winding Road...at Warp Speed: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ctew1oi03u8l71t/29.%20The%20Long%20And%20Winding%20Road%20-%20At%20Warp%20Speed.pdf?dl=0

30. Walking Along the Beach with Barbra: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ub1bicqu9n58h25/31.%20Walking%20Along%20The%20Beach%20With%20Barbra.pdf?dl=0

31. A Cure for the Waiting Room Blues: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jbdiongobacp0ym/30.%20A%20Cure%20For%20The%20Waiting%20Room%20Blues.pdf?dl=0 

32. Who's the Real Larry McKenna?  https://www.dropbox.com/s/4fthkb7umauqyro/32.%20Who%27s%20The%20Real%20Larry%20McKenna%3F.pdf?dl=0

33. Living Life 10 Minutes at a Time: https://www.dropbox.com/s/4zwwj9cgpvfap3j/33.%20Living%20Life%2010%20Minutes%20At%20A%20Time.pdf?dl=0

34. Terrell Owens and the Ripple Effect: https://www.dropbox.com/s/06i7w0ut2zbeacc/34.%20Terrell%20Owens%20And%20The%20Ripple%20Effect.pdf?dl=0

35. Three Magic Words Women Need to Hear: https://www.dropbox.com/s/xzha3ha3has236r/35.%20Three%20Magic%20Words%20Women%20Need%20to%20Hear.pdf?dl=0

36. Now Playing Center Field for the Yankees https://www.dropbox.com/s/p7h3kkw55rdg41w/36.%20Now%20Playing%20Center%20Field%20For%20The%20Yankees.pdf?dl=0

37. Chalk One Up for the Men in the Battle of the Sexes: https://www.dropbox.com/s/cyvepomxfkl6dtd/37.%20Chalk%20One%20Up%20For%20The%20Men%20In%20The%20Battle%20Of%20The%20Sexes.pdf?dl=0

38. It's Time to Update Merriam-Webster: https://www.dropbox.com/s/hkedeiy1cl325ry/38.%20It%27s%20Time%20To%20Update%20Merriam-Webster.pdf?dl=0

39. Goodtime Charlie Is Curing My Blues: https://www.dropbox.com/s/8p6kgtxj9mie4tv/39.%20Goodtime%20Charlie%20Is%20Curing%20My%20Blues.pdf?dl=0 

40. Does Terrell Owens Have Split Ends? https://www.dropbox.com/s/1qv3cg61nvohuvo/40.%20Does%20Terrell%20Owens%20Have%20Split%20Ends%3F.pdf?dl=0

41. A Tribute to the Man Behind the Naked Skydiver: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ncqvqgltmunl6sx/41.%20A%20Tribute%20To%20The%20Man%20Behind%20The%20Naked%20Skydiver.pdf?dl=0

42. Past Echoes and Present Cheers in the Gymnasium: https://www.dropbox.com/s/9jgcqdfsgp41pql/42.%20Past%20Echoes%20And%20Present%20Cheers%20In%20The%20Gymnasium.pdf?dl=0

43. If Dr. Phil Calls, I'm Not Home: https://www.dropbox.com/s/f3jxf3j7guizrwj/43.%20If%20Dr.%20Phil%20Calls%2C%20I%27m%20Not%20Home.pdf?dl=0 

44. When Adults Go to Camp: https://www.dropbox.com/s/gkmofsftlblcysv/44.%20When%20Adults%20Go%20To%20Camp.pdf?dl=0

45: Ladies, Keep on Pluckin': https://www.dropbox.com/s/1iqflm80csmr9b9/45.%20Ladies%2C%20Keep%20On%20Pluckin%27.pdf?dl=0

46. Men and their Remote Controls: https://www.dropbox.com/s/1td22pu8v0heb76/46.%20Men%20And%20Their%20Remote%20Controls.pdf?dl=0 

47. The True Art of Playing Hooky: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ft0kcyfndt0s521/47.%20The%20True%20Art%20Of%20Playing%20Hooky.pdf?dl=0

48. When the Governor Meets the Pope: https://www.dropbox.com/s/q7cyc23qciali98/48.%20When%20The%20Governor%20Meets%20The%20Pope.pdf?dl=0 

49. "Light Fare: Goes Dark: https://www.dropbox.com/s/it8j5xt8sp0sey5/49.%20%22Light%20Fare%22%20Goes%20Dark.pdf?dl=0